The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
About Me
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My Projects
Programming Contests
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Code Golf (nickname: 0xF)
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Project Euler (nickname: 0xF)
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SPOJ Shortening Codes (Piotr Fusik)
Real Programmers
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Real programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween because OCT 31 == DEC 25.
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Real programmers have blood group C.
Telephones
Real programmers hate telephones.
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"I hate my telephone. Please don’t ask for my phone number." — Larry Wall
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"I generally hate phones - they are irritating and disturb you as you work or read or whatever - and a cellphone to me is just an opportunity to be irritated wherever you are. Which is not a good thing." — Linus Torvalds
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"I refuse to have a cell phone because they are tracking and surveillance devices." — Richard Stallman
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Peopleware, Chapter 11: The Telephone