The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

— George Bernard Shaw

About Me

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My Projects

Programming Contests

Real Programmers

Telephones

Real programmers hate telephones.

  • "I hate my telephone. Please don’t ask for my phone number." — Larry Wall

  • "I generally hate phones - they are irritating and disturb you as you work or read or whatever - and a cellphone to me is just an opportunity to be irritated wherever you are. Which is not a good thing." — Linus Torvalds

  • "I refuse to have a cell phone because they are tracking and surveillance devices." — Richard Stallman

  • Peopleware, Chapter 11: The Telephone

  • "The ringer is low, and 99% of the time I just ignore it…" — Being Geek, Chapter 3